Tee Shirts
CEO & Creative Director of The Hot Mess Express Tee | Funny Minimalist Unisex T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
$19.46
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DetailsALL ABOARD! đ Youâve earned your spot at the head of the trainâThe Hot Mess Express, that is. Wear your title with pride in our CEO & Creative Director of The Hot Mess Express t-shirt. Because life might be chaotic, but at least your outfit is on point.
This hilarious, minimalist tee is part of our CEO & Creative Director series, perfect for those days when your coffeeâs cold, your to-do list is a mile long, and youâre winging it (as usual). Super soft, breathable, and oh-so-relatable, this Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee is made for multitasking disasters with style.
đ Product Details:
Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton for next-level softness
Lightweight & breathableâperfect for sweating through life
Flattering modern fit (because youâve got enough messes to handle)
Printed with a crisp typewriter-style font for a clean, minimalist look
Runs true to sizeâno guesswork required!
đ Perfect Gift For:
Your favorite hot mess (besties, moms, coworkersâwe all have one!)
Birthdays, holidays, or just-because gifts
Fellow multitaskers who are doing their best⌠kind of
Yourself. Because you are The Hot Mess Express. đ
đż Why Youâll Love It:
âď¸ Ethically made on sweatshop-free Bella + Canvas tees
âď¸ Eco-friendly & responsibly sourced
âď¸ Easy to styleâwhether youâre crushing it or crashing it
âď¸ Declares your status like the boss you are!
𧺠Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Iron on medium heat if needed
No dry cleaning requiredâainât nobody got time for that!
Ready to captain The Hot Mess Express?
Hit add to cart before your coffee gets cold (again)! -
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