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CEO & Creative Director of Impulse Decisions HQ Tee | Funny Minimalist Unisex T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
$19.46
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DetailsWhen they say, “You make impulsive decisions,” you say, “Thank you for recognizing my leadership.”
Welcome to your new role as the CEO & Creative Director of Impulse Decisions HQ, where buying another houseplant at 2 a.m. and booking spontaneous weekend trips is just part of the job description.
This funny minimalist tee is perfect for the professional over-committer, the serial spontaneous shopper, and anyone who’s mastered the fine art of “YOLO.”
Soft, lightweight, and flattering on everyone, this Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt is as comfortable as your last-minute life choices (well, most of them).
Whether you’re impulse buying snacks or switching careers on a Tuesday, this tee keeps you looking cool and feeling cozy.
👕 Product Details:
Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
Made from 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton
Lightweight and breathable (because decision fatigue is real)
Modern unisex fit—flattering on all CEOs
Crisp typewriter-style font for that official, straight-from-HQ look
Runs true to size (unlike your impulse decisions)
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Serial impulse buyers
Spontaneous friends who keep life exciting
Last-minute gifters (oh, the irony!)
Birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that popped up out of nowhere
Yourself… because why not?
🌿 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ethically made on Bella + Canvas tees
✔️ Sweatshop-free, eco-friendly, and ridiculously comfy
✔️ Easy to style—whether you’re on a shopping spree or couch scrolling at 1am
✔️ Declares your CEO status with zero effort
🧺 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Iron on medium if you’re feeling fancy
No dry cleaning necessary (who has time for that?)
Ready to make your next impulse decision?
Hit add to cart—we promise you won’t regret this one! -
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